FUNNY SMS

Very Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
`
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..
`
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……
`
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…
`
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…
`
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

Wed 1 Jun 2011
SMS Jokes in Hindi 140 Characters
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Excellent Mind
Masoom Chehra
Mithi Aawaz
Khubsurat Aankhe
Perfect Personality
Khushmizaj Andaz
Ye To Hui Meri Baat
Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho ?…
`
Ek ‘Aap’ Ho Kitne Achhe Ho
Kitne Bhole Ho
Kitne Pyare Ho
Kitne Smart Ho
Kitne Sweet Ho
Aur Ek ‘Hum’ Hain Ke
Jhooth Pe Jooth Bole Ja Rahe Hain…
`
Hum Pagal Apke Picche
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Hahaha
Saare Pagal Aage Picche…

Tue 1 Mar 2011
Kanjoos Jokes SMS in Hindi
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Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..

Tue 1 Mar 2011
SMS Jokes in Hindi
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What’s True Bravery?
.
.
To arrive home..
Fully Drunk..
Late night out.
N
Mom waiting with a Jhadu
N
You ask: Hey Mom, abhi tak Safai kar rahi ho..!!

Sun 27 Feb 2011
Sardarji Jokes in Hindi
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Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
`
Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.
`
2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
`
Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..
`
Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
`
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

Zindgi
"ABC"
ka majmoaa hy



?


A=Aitbaar
B=Bharosa
C=Chahat
D=Dosti
E=Enaayat
F=Faisla
G=Gham
H=Hmdam
I=Intzar
J=Justuju
K=Khayal
L=Lamhy
M=Muhabbat
N=Narazgi
O=Omeed
P=Pyar
Q=Qismat
R=Rishty
S=Smjhota
T=Tamanna
U=Udasiyan
V=Virasat
W=Wada
X=Xcuse
Y=Yaden

in sb felings sy milkr banti hy

Z=Zindagi






Insan b kiya shay hai:

Dolat kamane k liye apni sehat kho deta hy

0r

Phr sehat ko wapis paane k liye apni dolat khota hy

Mustaqbil ko soch k apna hal zaya karta hy or

Phir mustaqbil me apna maazi yaad kar k rota hy

Jeeta aese hai jaise kbi mare ga hi nhi

0r

Mar aese jata hai jaise kbi jiya hi nhi.






You"re a good soldier
Choosing your battles
Pick yourself up
And dust yourself off
And back in the saddle

You"re on the frontline
Everyone"s watching
You know it"s serious
We"re getting closer
This isnt over

The pressure is on
You feel it
But you"ve got it all
Believe it

When you fall get up
Oh oh...
And if you fall get up
Oh oh...

Tsamina mina
Zangalewa
Cuz this is Africa

Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
This time for Africa

Listen to your god

This is our motto
Your time to shine
Dont wait in line
Y vamos por Todo

People are raising
Their Expectations
Go on and feed them
This is your moment
No hesitations

Today"s your day
I feel it
You paved the way
Believe it

If you get down
Get up Oh oh...
When you get down
Get up eh eh...

Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa
This time for Africa

Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka Waka eh eh

Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa aa

Tsamina mina eh eh
Waka Waka eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa





"SHOQ-E-ILAM"

HAZRAT MULANA MUHAMMAD YAQOB RAHIMAHULALLAH kA IRSHAD HE

k "parhne ka jis qadar shoq ho us se kam parhna chahiye,shoq ko baqi chor de ta k shoq baqi rahe"

"SUBHANALLAH"






"Beauty Tips for Girls"

*limo or zafaran k pat te mix kar k lagane se rangat nikhar jati he.
*taza moli ka ras nilak kar use itne hi dodh me mila kar jitna ras ho, mix kar k chehre par laga ne se chahiyan khatam hoja ti hai.
*zeton k tel se paon or hatho ki malish karne se in me khubsorti aati he.
*besan se rozana mun dhone se b rang sufed hoti he.
*limo k chilko se gardan ka masaj karne se is ka kalapan khatm hoja ta he.

(khwatin k isalm,368,page14)






People are not beautiful..
As they look,
As they walk
&
As they talk!

People are beautiful..
As they sincere,
As they care
&
As they remember..!!




""MESSAGE""
are not to time pass
they "SILENTLY"
say that
I"m ""THINKING""
of ""YOU""
Right now
&
also ""MAKING YOU""
to ""THINK""
of ""ME""
For a ""MOMENT""...




Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads
us to success...




Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads
us to success...




Don"t see others doing better than you..
Beat your own records everyday..
B"coz success is a fight between
YOU
&
YOURSELF.


Ek muskan tu muhje ek baar de de
khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de.
Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada
phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de.
`
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain
logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar
unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain.
`
Chahat hai kisi chahat ko pane ki
chahat hai chahat ko aazmane ki.
wo chahe hume chahe na chahe par chahat hai
unki chahat me mit jane ki.
`
Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum.
Jeet lete aasma ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se na wo keh sake na hum.
`
Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi
Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi.
Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal
Aapke binn ye DIL kahi lagta hi nhi.
`
Khushiyon ka sansar leke ayenge,
Patjhad me bhi bahaar leke ayenge.
Jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hume,
Maut se saansen udhar leke ayenge.
`
Is Naacheez ko aapse sda pyar rhega
aapse milne ko Dil b bekraar rhega.
Aap chle jana humse chahe kitna b door
in nigahon ko aapka intezar rhega.
`
Dosti ke bazaar me chah nahi hoti
dard hota hai magar aah nahi hoti.
dil se kiya gaya ho koi sauda
to chukaai gayi kimat ki parwah nahi hoti.
`
Mat rakh humse wafa ki ummid
humne har dum bewfai pai hai.
Mat dhundh hamare jism pe zakhm k nishan,
humne har chot dil pe khai hai.
`
Taqdir k khel se kabhi mayus nhi hote,
Zindgi me aise kabhi bebaas nhi hote,
Hatho ki lakiron par yakeen mat krna,
Taqdir toh unki bhi hoti h..Jinke haath nhi hote!

Wed 16 Feb 2011
Hindi Shayari on Relationship
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Koshish Kro K Koi Tm Se Na Roothe,
Zindagi Me Apno Ka Saath Na Choote,
Rishta Koi B Ho Use Aise Nibhao,
K Us Rishtey Ki Dor Zindagi Bhar Na Toote…

Thu 13 Jan 2011
Heart Touching Shayari in Hindi
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Khush He wo hamhe yaad na karke,
hans rahe he wo humse baat na karke
ye hansi unke hoto se kabhi na jaye
khuda kare wo hamri maut pe b muskuraye…
`
Jo tumhe dard de usko pyaar karo
jo tumhe pyar kare us dil ko kabhi dar mat do
kyunki tum sari duniya ke oiye ek ho magar
kisi ek liye tum saari duniya ho..
`
Apno ne Zehar ka jaam de diya,
Gairon ne Bewafa naam de diya
Wo jo kehte they bhul na jana hume
Aaj unhone hi bhari MEHFIL me ANJAAN keh diya…
`
Pathar ki hai duniya Jajbaat nahi samajti,
Dikl me kya hai vo baat nahi samajti
Tanha to Chand bhi hai sitaron ke beech,
par chand ka dard vo raat nahi samajti..
`
Kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko bahut yaad karta hai to 1 tara toot ke girta hai, 1 din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur aapki wajah se ilzaam mere sir aayega…
`
Pyar ne ye kaisa tohfa de diya
mujhko gumo ne pathar bana diya
teri yaadon main hi kat gayi ye umar
kehta raha tujhe kab ka bhula diya…
`
Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai…

Mon 5 Jul 2010
Jab Saawan Main…..
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Jab Saawan Main Tanha Bheegogay,
Jab Aangan Khaali Paaogay,
Jab Sahil Se Takrati Leheron Main,
Tum Door Kahin Kho Jaaogay,
Jab Khud Se Baatein Karte Karte,
Tum Apni Tanhai Main Kho Jaaogay,
Aur Dil Ki Baat Chupane Ko,
Humse Nazar Tum Churaogay,
Jab Raat Ke Tanha Daaman Main,
Tum Chaand Ko Aadha Paaaogay,
Main Tumse Mohabbat Karta Hun,
Har Baaar Ye Sunna Chahogay,
Un Sab Lamhon Main Jaan Lena,
Ki Tum Tum Nahi, Hum Ban Jaaogay……!!!!

Mon 7 Sep 2009
Sweet SMS
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Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!
YOU look Sweet when You read my SMS,
Sweeter when You read n Smile…
But You look Sweetest when You read,
Smile n Reply.. )
So try 2 look Sweetest always.
Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ke har sawal main rahta hai woh!
Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..

Sun 28 Sep 2008
Sweet Hindi SMS
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Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston ke liye haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
Dosti ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dosti ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dosti ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!
Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! �
kaun kehta hai ishq me bas ikraar hota hai
kaun kehta hai ishq me bas inkaar hota hai
tanhai ko tum bebasi ka naam na do
kyunki ishq ka doosra naam hi intezar hota hai
dete ho kyun ye dard bus humi ko
kya samjhoge tum in ankho ki nami ko
yun to honge lakho deewane is chand kay
chand kya mehsus karega ek tare ki kami ko
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Thu 27 Dec 2007
Testimonial Karte Raho…
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Rahul: Bapu…..Bole To Apun Ko Aaj Kal Ek Problem ho Gaaela Hai ???
Bapu :
Bolo Rahul . Dil Khol Ke Bolo .
Rahul :
Apun Ko Aaj Kal ….. Bole To Koi Testimonial Nahi Karta.
Sala Sab Log gayab Ho Gayele Hein…!!!
Bapu :
Aise Nahin Bolte Rahul. Mere Paas Iis Ka Haall Hai.Rasta Muskil Hai Lekni Jeet Pakki Hai.
Rahul :
Bolo Bapu Bolo, Agar Tumko Confidence Hai To apun Ye Kaam Karega.
Bapu :
To Suno. Tum Testimonial Karte Raho. Tab Tak Karte Raho… Jab Tak Tumhe Koi Testimonial Nahin Karta.
Kabhie To Unka Hirdaya Paribartan Hoga. Woh Bhi Tumhe Testimonial Karenge…….


Q. Santa apne mobile mein 411 nahi likh sakta kyon?

A. Kyon ki mobile mein 11 ka batan nahi hota.




santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only




Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !




Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.




Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."




Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!




Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.




Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more






There are 100 Sms in this category and 10 Pages and you are at 1 page.

Tu kya jane kya hai tanhai,
is tute hue Dil se puch kya hai judai,
Bewfai ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad nahi aai…
`
Yuhin sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo,
Kisi k khwaabon me aya jaya karo,
Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye,
Bas hame yaad kar k ruth jaya karo…
`
Maine khuda se ek dua mangi,
dua me apni maut mangi,
khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dun,
par uska kya jisne har dua me teri jindgi mangi…
`
Har baar unki salamati ki dua karenge,
unki aarzu me apni hasti fanah karenge,
wo chahe daaman bachale humse lekin,
hum marte dam tak unse vafa karenge…
`
Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi…
`
Wo Zindgi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Wo Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Wo Yaade kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur wohTum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi…

Sat 9 Jul 2011
140 Character Romantic Hindi SMS
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Dil ki batein aakhon se kahi jati hai,
Bol dhadkan se sune jate hai,
Aap toh nadan hai jo saaf sunna chahte hai,
Ishq ke jazbat toh sirf mehsoos kiye jate hai.

Thu 30 Jun 2011
Dil Chahta Hai…
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Dil Chahta Hai Ke Tujhe Apna Bana Loon..
Khud Ko Bhool Jaon Or Tujh Main Samaloon..
Ab Lafzoon Se Ye Dil Behalta Naheen…
Dil Chahta Hai Ke Tujhe Apney Pas…

Sun 6 Mar 2011
Romantic SMS in Hindi
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Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum,
Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum,
Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi,
Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum.
`
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.
`
Daar usse kehte hain,
Jo dil pe cha jaye
Aashiq usse kehte hai,
Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.
`
Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka ,
Ek shaam jaati hai tumari yaad dekar,
Par humen us shaam ka interzar hai,
Jo aye saath tume lekar.
`
Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai,
Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai,
Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost,
Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai.

Fri 5 Nov 2010
Romantic SMS in Hindi
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Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege…
`
Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???
`
Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!
`
Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..
`
Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege
tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege
dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann
tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege…
`
Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le
Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle…
`
Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai…
`
Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta…
`
Masti ko muhabbat me fanaaa koun karega ..??
yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga …???
Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi……
yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga?????
`
Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge
aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge
aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo
hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge..
`
Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho..
Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..
Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..
Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho..
`
Mohabato mein jeene wale kush nasib hai.
Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai.
Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN,
Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai.
`
Khwabon mein aate ho TUM
yaadon mein aate ho TUM
jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu
mujhe nazar aate ho TUM
`
Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte..
`
Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai
Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai
Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai
Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai..
`
Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka
Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua..
`
Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai
Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai
Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi
Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai
`
teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke..
humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai…
maf karde hume is kahta pe..
aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai…
`
Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye
Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!!
`
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi..
`
kab unki palko se izhar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga,
gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga,?
`
Aankho me armaan diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,
jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai..
`
wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..
`
Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai.
wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.
na todna kabhi milne ka wada
ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai…
`
bhulana aapko na asaan hoga.
bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga,
aap baste ho dil me hamare,
aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga..

Mon 27 Sep 2010
Hum Aapko Kabhi Khone Nahin Denge…
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Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge .

Mon 23 Aug 2010
Kaise jiyoge dhadkan se door ho kar…

Jab mene dekha tumko pahli baar
Tumse karne lagi hu me pyar
Tum raja ho, mera dil hai ek darbaar
Par tum kyu rooth te ho baar baar
Manaanaa padta hai sou sou baar
Phir bhi aataa hai tumpe aur pyaar
Pyaar vishwas pe hota hai nirbhar
Jab tum rooth ke jaate ho mere dilbar
Me toot ti nahi hu par sochti hu mere yaar
Kabhi jiyegaa dil dadhkan se hoke door..


Q. Santa apne mobile mein 411 nahi likh sakta kyon?

A. Kyon ki mobile mein 11 ka batan nahi hota.




santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only




Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !




Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."




Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!




Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.




Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more


There are 100 Sms in this category and 10 Pages and you are at 1 page.

think deeply...
speak gently...
work hard...
laugh alot...
love much...
feel d sensation luv in d atmosphere. hpy val. ve fun







A Very Sad News For All Young Girls and Boys:

Dear! This Valentine is Coming on Sunday.

Ab Kya Bol k Ghar Se Niklo Gey?

Enjoy This Valentine With Your Family.

Ha Ha Ha.:-)
____________




U.K ka 1 Yahoodi Jiska Naam "Valentine" tha, usne Shadi se pehlay
Larka aur Larki k beech (ZINA) ko Jaiz qarar diya tha..Uski is baat par
U.K ki Government ne usay 14 February ko Phansi ki saza di thi..
Aur is din U.K ki new generation ne us ki yaad me celebrate karna shoru
kar dia, jo k ab ye celebration muslims nay bhi shoru kar di hai.
So, plz is din ka boycot karain, Q K hamaray DEEN main yeh (ZINA) gunah hai.
Plz SMS forward Karain.
Saint Valentine never married.
He only had illegal, illicit relations with his beloved nun.
its one of the dirtiest sins in Islam.

Make a DECISION!

Should we follow Saint Valentine or
the teachings of our Beloved Holy Prophet (S.A.W)?

I request u all my friends plz, not to celebrate upcoming
Valentine"s days in the name of modernism, as it based on SIN.
I regret and U also don"t send me any msg on that day or b4
that day, regarding Valentine"s day.
Thanks!!
What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth

Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine

Happy Valentines Day
On Valentines Day I Want To Tell You This
Knowing You Is An Extraordinary Pleasure
Your Caring Heart Is Always Quick To Give
You are Unique A Rare And Very Special Treasure
HaPpY VaLentiNe DaY
What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth

Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine

Happy Valentines Day