BOLLYWOOD COMEDY

1)Kitne admi the.? – Sholay (1975)
Sholay (1975)
2)Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai’ – Waqt (1965)
Waqt (1965)
3)Babumoshai…! – Anand (1970)
Anand (1970)
4)Aap ke paon dekhe, bahut haseen hai. Inhe zameen par mat utariyega — maile ho jayenge – Pakeezah (1972)
Aap ke paon dekhe, bahut haseen hai. Inhe zameen par mat utariyega
5)Mujhse dosti karoge? Bobby (1973)
Mujhse dosti karoge
6)Mere pas ma hai – Deewar (1975)
Deewar (1975)
7)Mogambo khush hua – Mr. India (1987)
Mogambo khush hua
8)Dosti mein no sorry, no thank you – Maine Pyar Kiya (1988)
Dosti mein no sorry, no thank you
9)Mein chota sa, pyara sa, nanha sa, baccha hoon – Chaalbaaz (1989)
Mein chota sa, pyara sa, nanha sa, baccha hoon
10)Bade bade deshon mein, aisi choti choti baatein hoti rahti hain – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge (1995)
Bade bade deshon mein, aisi choti choti baatein hoti rahti hain


Thu 16 Jul 2009
Shayari from Fanaa Movie…
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Shayari From Fanaa...

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..
…………………………………………………………..

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye
Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaaye.
…………………………………………………………..

Aag suraj main hoti hai ,
Jalna dharti ko padta hai
 mohabbat aankhen karti hain ,
tadapna dil ko padta hai
…………………………………………………………..

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….
…………………………………………………………..

Phool hun Gulaab ka
Chameli ka mat samjhna
Aashiq hun aapka
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna
…………………………………………………………..

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte
…………………………………………………………..

RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..
…………………………………………………………..

tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham
…………………………………………………………..

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.


Wed 14 Jan 2009
What’s Similar between Students preparing for Exams and Aamir in movie Ghajini…?
Posted by Rahul under Bollywood Jokes SMS , Hindi SMS Jokes , SMS in Hindi
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What’s Similar
between Students
preparing for Exams
and Aamir in movie
Ghajini…
Both Can’t Remember Anything After
Fifteen Minutes….


Fri 7 Nov 2008
Famous Quotes Of Our Bollywood Stars
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“I can smoke anywhere I want to, I am Shah Rukh Khan”- Shah Rukh Khan

“Hrithik (even though he is happily married)
is the ‘take home and show mom’ type of guy.” – Gul Panag

“Just a good body won’t make you sexy” – Bipasha Basu

“Kissing in films is mechanical.” – Shahana Goswami

‘The dog got paid more than me.’ – Chunkey Pandey

‘SRK-Salman spat is no big deal.’ – Preity Zinta

‘Rahul should stop being naughty.’ – Payal Rohatgi

‘I don’t mind Amitabh – Rekha working together.’ – Jaya Bachchan