SAYARANA MIJAJ

Hindi Insult SMS

Congrats, U have been awarded
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.
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Rose is Lal
Sky is Nila,
Ur brain is like Khali Patila.
Bura maan liya?
O.K
Rose is red
Sky is blue,
I born smart
What d hell happened to u?
Thora sa or bura maan lo!
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Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad!!
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Kamaal tere nakhrey,
Kamaal tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?
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Mosam shabab ka
Nasha sharab ka
Parda janab ka
Aur rang gulab ka
In main sabse haseen to dekho
SMS parhne wala “Mendak talab ka”


Sun 17 Oct 2010
Exam SMS Jokes in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
[5] Comments

Exam SMS

Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!
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Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta…
All the best!


Sun 3 Oct 2010
Dil ka dard…
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
[8] Comments

dil ka dard dil thodnewala kya jaane
pyaar ke rizvon ko zamana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein
ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane…


Sun 3 Oct 2010
Funny Hindi SMS Shayari
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
[18] Comments

Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle…..
…. bakri kha gayi


Sun 3 Oct 2010
Pyaar kaa anzaam…
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Sad Poems in Hindi

Humne bhi pyaar kiyaa hai zindgi me badi josh ke saath,
Humne bhi pyaar kiyaa hai zindgi me badi hosh ke saath,
lekin ab hum pyaar karenge badeeeeeeee sochhh ke saath,
Kyunki kal shaam usko dekhaa kisi aur ke saaath…


Sun 26 Sep 2010
Deadly Shayari.! read at your own risk…
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Super Deadly Pakau Shayaris!!!
Shayari Girl

1.
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
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1 is neither composite nor prime”

2.
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist….
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist….
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST…

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Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

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Arz kiya hai..

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun

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Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehnngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu…

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Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ….
raat ki matki phode…

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Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan…
Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBOUY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan…

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Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
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BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….”

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Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
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“itni sakti hamen dena data ”

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Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
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A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!

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Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P

13.
Arz kiya hai…
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
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Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.

14. Arz kiya hai…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”

16.
Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…
Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..

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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Asali masale sach sach MDH…..MDH …!

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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????

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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai……………………………………..

19.
A scientist disconnected his doorbell…….

Can u guess why???

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try

think!!!

donno???
cuz
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He wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P

20.

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

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1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
Wah wah wah

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World’s most PAINFUL shayari…

Dil mai chubhi sui….

Arz kiya hai…

Dil mai chubhi sui…
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Aawaj aayi
Uui uui, uui uui…


Sat 18 Sep 2010
Hasna zindagi ki alamat hai…
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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shayari

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
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Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
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Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai
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Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho
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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
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Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge…