JIJA SALI

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters

WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 140 Characters

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 190 Characters

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 160 Characters

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 162 Characters

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 118 Characters

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 137 Characters

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters

You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

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Plz don't read this


Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 180 Characters

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 169 Characters

ov o

l e Y U

ov o

l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 126 Characters

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 143 Characters

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 142 Characters

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 167 Characters

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 133 Characters

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 158 Characters

For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 181 Characters

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 188 Characters

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 135 Characters

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 131 Characters

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 147 Characters

If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad



If don't hesitate



Please......



give me a



K



ki




kis




kiss




kiss......





kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 241 Characters

I


I l


I lo


I lov


I love


I love you...



I love you the most.


I love you the best.



I love you a lot..



Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

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I Miss you a Lot Dear....


SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre:
+919540099996


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 156 Characters

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 125 Characters

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 150 Characters

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 148 Characters

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 124 Characters

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 74 Characters

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 173 Characters

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)



Read caps word reversely.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 109 Characters

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study..

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 160 Characters

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 153 Characters

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 150 Characters

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 146 Characters

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 151 Characters

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 144 Characters

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 170 Characters

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 191 Characters

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 172 Characters

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 159 Characters

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 134 Characters

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!