ADULT SMS

Wife dreamng in z midle of z night &sudenly shout:Up Quick!My husband back
Man get up,jump out of z window
hurt himself &zen realise:Damn Im z husband
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ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.
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Jitna bhi us ko sochoon, Utna hi door Paon..
Jitna bhe us ko chahun, Khud hi Bikherti jaon.

Main Aam si Musafir Be-aas Be-sahara,
Wo door Basnay wala, ik Aasmaan ka Tara.

Main Rait se Ulajhti Sehraaon ki hawa hoon
Wo saahilon pe chalta Baad-e-saba ka jhonka

Haan farq to Bohat hy, Per Baat ye Faqat hy
Main laakh toot jaon, Khud hi se Rooth jaon..

Per ye na ho ga Mujh se..
Ke Main us ko Bhool Jaon..
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meri aankhon ki ghariyon me jakar to dekho, aansuon ka ambaar laga paoge

dil ka darwaja khol kar to dekho ,bhai k liye niswarth prem paoge

musibaton tum aakar to dekho mere bhai par, tum mera tez dekhkar hi jal jaoge



it"s my challenge to all musibats
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pehle mulakat hi aapse, kuch kahani kha gaye

aankhon mai pani ,dil me ruvani de gaye

na jane aisa kya tha aapme

ki meri har chiz aapki sewa ke liye diwani ho gaye.

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Meri Mayyet Ko Jb Utane Ki Bat Hogi



Hr Ankh se Ansu Ki Brsat Hogi



Tum Muskra Kr 1 Phol Rakh Dena Meri Hatheli Pr



Jate Jate dosti ki Koi Nishani Tu Sath Hogi.


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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
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Tu Ny Hi Swaar Kiya Tha
Mohabbat Ki Kashti Py

"FARAZ"

Ab Nazrain Na Chura,
Mujhy Doobta Bhi Dakh......
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yahan ujle ujle roop bahot;
par asli kam, behroop bahot.
us pairr k neeche kia rukna?
jahan saya kam ho, dhoop bhot.
Chal Insha Apne Gaon Mein...
bethein ge sukh ki chaoon mein.
q teri aankh sawali he?
yahan har ik bat nirali he...
is dais basera mat karna;
yahan muflis hona gaali he...
chal insha apne gaon mein;
jahan sache rishte yaron k...
jahan ghongat zewar naron k...
jahan jharne komal sur wale...
jahan saz bajen bin taron k...
Chal Insha Apne Gaon Mein
CHAL INSHA APNE GAON MEIN!!!
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