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Aaj subah he chal bsa,

Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.

Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,

Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)


Tue 1 Mar 2011
Funny Hindi SMS for Friends
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Kabhi yaad aaye
To phone kar lena,

Paise kam ho
to Sms kar lena,

Agar ye bhi na kar sake to

Mobile dahi mein Daal kar
Vibration on kar lena…

Aur

Lassi Pee Lena :)


Sun 27 Feb 2011
Funny Exam SMS in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya…


Tue 22 Feb 2011
Funny SMS in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho,
kya tum mujse bi jyada garib ho???????

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shor macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.


Tue 22 Feb 2011
Naughty SMS in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Luv You Oye Bubbly!!


Sat 19 Feb 2011
Funny SMS Messages in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai….
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…???
Circuit: simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey…
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Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think… think… think…
Marjava & Mitjava
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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge..
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke….
loan pass nahi hua…


Wed 26 Jan 2011
Funny Karwa Chauth SMS in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Karwa Chauth SMS

“Na jane kyu rhe rhe ke ek baat hume bahut satati hai,
karwa chauth karti hai tumhari bibi umar humari kyu bad jati hai.”