SMS BAHAR

Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se….
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Ek kutiya ne pillon ko janam diya.
pillon ne pucha maa papa kahan hain?
kutiya boli ” chup raho kameeno papa message padh rahe hain”
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Sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya
lekin urgent kaam tha ,
kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai.
hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..
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Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi…
Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi…
Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab…
Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi…
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.


Sat 1 Jan 2011
Funny Hindi Friendship SMS
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Difference between Best Friend & Just Friend:
When U r in hospital
Just Friend asks:
Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Best Friend asks:
Nurse kaisi hai?
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Friendship Means:
U happy, I happy
U sad, I sad
U cry, I cry
U laugh, I laugh
U fell down in mud
I Dance Dhinchak Dhinchak..!


Sat 1 Jan 2011
Funny Dussehra SMS
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Dussehra Celebrations in India

RAWAN ke 10 Sar,
20 Aankhein,
Par Nazar Ek hi ladki par,

Aapka Sar 1,
Aakhein 2,
Par Nazar har ladki par.

Ab batao ki…….?

Asli Rawan kaun :-D

Wish You HAPPY DASARA!


Sat 1 Jan 2011
Funny AIDS Day SMS
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Aids Day Logo

I am sorry yaar,
Aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
Kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
Tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
“AIDS” chhune se nahi failta…


Tue 21 Dec 2010
Hindi Exam SMS
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Exam SMS in Hindi

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna…
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Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai..
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Congratulations!
Good news for Mumbai University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com
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Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,
sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rahte hai nigahon se dur,
sale wahi question paper me compulsory hote hai…


Sun 28 Nov 2010
Funny Exam Shayari in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Mein Exams Aa Jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karwayega?
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne…
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .
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3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.
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Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???


Sun 21 Nov 2010
Funny Shayari SMS
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS
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shayari funny

Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane
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Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar,
Roll ke liye fit kiya 1 sardar,
sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,
ped se chalang mar ke bola,
“Jo bole so nihal”
Sita DARLING sasriyakal….
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Ladki: Bhaiya 12 kele dedo
Fruit Wala: Ye lo behen.
Ladki: Yeh to naram hai thode kadak de do
Fruit Wala: kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!
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Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fatt jayega parr yeh sher samaj nahi ayega..!!
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Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL
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10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu
Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya,
to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts,
fair hua to shadi kara denge!
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itni lambi padthe padhte dam nikal jaaye!!!
Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai,
Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai,
Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai,
mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai.
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har ilzaam ke hakdaar wo hame bana jate hain,
har khata ki saza,wo hamen suna jate hain,
hum har baar khamos rah jate hain,
kyonki wo har baar apna hone ka haq jata jate hain.
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Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?