SAYARANA SATIYA

4 my swt n w0rld best lvng frndx…
Frndshp isnt abt ”em s0ry”
Itx abt ” kamine teri galti hy”…
Frndshp isnt abt “em here 4 u”
Itx abt “kahan hy nalayak”…
Frndshp isnt abt “i can undrstnd”
Itx abt “sub teri waja se hua hy saale”…
Frndshp isnt abt “em hpy 4 ur success”
Itx abt “chal beta parhne de”…
Frndshp isnt abt “i care 4 u”
Itx abt “kamin0 mujhe ch0r k kahan ja0ge”……!!!
Frndx 4evr.. 2gthr 4vr..


Thu 20 May 2010
Funny Hindi SMS Collections
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Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai? Any Guess? . . . . OK I’ll Tell You… MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho. Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
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GREAT INDIANS: When Power Goes Off in US, They call Power House. In China, They Check Fuse . But in India, First thing is To check Neighbor’s House. “Sabki Gayi Hai Na?” Buss!
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Maine kaha “Dil Ruba” Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha “Paise Nahi” Usne kaha “Kaise nahi” Maine kaha “Mehangai Hai” Usne kaha “Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai..
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Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime…
– - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - -

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
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Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. GALTI SE
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Sat 8 May 2010
Kuch Hum farmaye?
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Some Dumb Shayaris!!!

Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe
Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe
DIBBE pe dibbe, DIBBE PE dibbe
Are wah, kya balance!

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain…..
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!! *wah wah wah *

–= Ruchit =–


Mon 3 May 2010
Something Comedy for My Friends…
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My dear friends,
Here there are something comedy shyris for u.

AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
VARNA ANDER HI THI;

AAP KO DEKH KE AISA LAGTA HAI,
AAP KO DEKH KE AISA LAGTA HAI,
KI GALATI TO BHAGVAN SE BHI HOTI HAI;

DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
ISLIYE PAS HI NAHI GAYA;

KHUD KO KAR BULAND ITANA,
KI JA KE HIMALAYA KI CHOTI PE CHAD BETHE,
AUR KHUDA AKE TUJSE POOCHHE,
ABE GADHE, AB NICHE KAISE UTAREGA;

TERI JEEL SI NILI ANKHO ME KHO JANE KO DIL
KARTA HAI,
TERI JEEL SI NILI ANKHO ME KHO JANE KO DIL
KARTA HAI,
PAR KYA KARE YE KAMBAKHT CHASHMA JO
BICH ME ATA HAI;

GULAB GULAB KYA KARTE HO,
GULAB GULAB KYA KARTE HO,
MOGRA MOGRA KARO;

MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
PAR TUNE MERE DIL KO BUJA DIYA AGARBATTI
SAMAJKAR.

Wishing u a very happy day,
yours friend,
Sunil


Sun 25 Apr 2010
Exam, Sleep, aur Pyar…
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Hindi Jokes


Sun 4 Apr 2010
Funny Hindi SMS
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Koi umeed bar nahi atti
nakal ki sorat nazar nahi ati

staff room mai to khob ronak hai
par teacher class mai nahi ati

pahlay ati thee theek thak english
B.com karnay kay baad zara nahi ati

jantay hain parhai hai zawar
par tabyat udhar nahi ati

parhnay batho to neend ati hai
cable lagao to nahi ati

canteen hi hai duniya apni
wahan bell ki awaz nahi ati

teacher mujh ko kahtay hain
tum ko fail hottay sharam nahi ati…


Fri 26 Feb 2010
Prem Patra
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Hi,
Guys I would Like to Share the Following Shayaris &
One is the ‘Prem Patra”

1.Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,
Nahay jamana ho gaya.

2. Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain

Prem Patra

To,
Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town

Date: Nav Do Gyarah

My Dear ‘Anamica’:

You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra’
from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan’ to you as ‘Dilwale
Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’. Though I am an ‘Awaara’, I am
also your ‘Deewana’.

I am making you a ‘Prarthna’ to enter my
‘Zindagi’ as a ‘Priyatama’. Even though I
do not have any ‘Sambandh’ with you, I still consider
you as my ‘Dream Girl’ with ‘Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka’.
There are only ‘Do Raaste’ left for me. One is to get
your love by ‘Tyag’ or to go the ‘Rangeela’ way.

Wouldn’t you like to be ‘Mere Jeevan Saathi’ as you
are ‘Lakhon Mein Ek’? I also hope that you Will
‘Guide’ me in ‘Bahar’ as we are made for ‘Ek Duje Ke
Liye’.

We will live in ‘Naya Zamana’ where we will have a
‘Suhana Safar’. In this ‘Himalay Ki God Mein’, our
‘Bandhan’ is going to tied with ‘Preet Ki Dor’. I
hope that we will have nothing but ‘Anand’ in ‘Ye
Dillagi’.

Aren’t you bored of ‘Akele Hum Akele Tum’ life? Let
this ‘Baazigar’ be your ‘Boy Friend’ and we start
‘Pehli Mohabbat’. This ‘Chahat’ is going to lead
to a ‘Milan’ where you are going to call me everyday
for ‘Aao Pyar Karen’.

Now, ‘Phir Kab Miloge’ as ‘Tumse Accha Kaun Hein’? As
you know my love is ‘Himalay Se Uncha’ and hopefully
our ‘Mulakat’ will be ‘An Evening in Paris’.

‘Aa Gale Lag Jaa’!

‘Hum Aapke Hain Koun…?’

- Prem Pujaari

Take Care,
Rakesh