Curriculum-Vitae
Personnel Qualification
Name : - Bhola Prasad Yadav
Address : - Bhawanipur-9; Sukhchaina
Date of Birth: - 2045/01/09
Contact no: - 9815290279
Gender :-Male
Nationality : - Nepali
Religion: - Hindu
Height: - 5”8 feet
Weight: - 55 k.g.
Father’s name: - Ambika Raut Ahir
Language Known: - English; Nepali; Hindi; Bhojpuri
Habbit’s :- Studing Magazines; Helping Peoples; Comedy Nature.
Extra Qualification
1. Diploma in Computer Application ;
2. Office (Accounting) Packages ;
3. Basic Language Course ;
4. Intermediate in Language Course ;
5. Gurans Life Insurance Agent ;
6. F.M. Radio Presenter Training Certificate.
7. SARTHI Loan & Saving Co-Operative Member.
Academic Qualification
S.N. Level University / Board Center Year Marks Percentage Division
01. S.L.C. Board of Nepal S.Siddharth S.S. Birgunj 2061 531 67% 1ST
02. I.Com. Tribhuwan University T.R.M.C.
Birgunj 2063 255 51% 2nd
03. B.B.A. Purbanchal University B.P.C. Birgunj 2068
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PANJABI or PATHAN Ki Larai
Posted by Ashi
March 15, 2011
PANJABI or PATHAN Ki Larai Ho Rahi Thi PANJABI:KHAN Hum Tera Kapra Phar k Tumko Nanga Kar Dega PATHAN:KHOCHA Serious Larai Me ROMANTIC baat Mat Karo:)
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common between air and students?
Posted by Ashi
March 12, 2011
Wht’s so common between air and students? ? Both turn the pages of book without reading them.
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Facebook pe status update kar diya
Posted by Ashi
February 4, 2011
Height of Shock Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi? Nokrani: Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k ”Going to gaaon for 3 days” apke husband ne comment b kia tha ”have a safe trip, come soon honey ”
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Kia BV say larai khatam?
Posted by Ashi
December 6, 2010
Dost:kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui 2nd dost:han Ghutne Taik K Mre Pas i Thi 1st:Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha 2nd:Yhi K BED K Niche Se Nikal Ao Kch Nhi Kahungi funny Hindi Sms
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Yaadgaar Date
Posted by Ashi
November 25, 2010
“YADGAAR DATE” Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Pr, Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Pr, Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kr, Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kr, Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kr, Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr, Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed [...]
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Mr bean went to Guines book’s office
Posted by Ashi
September 27, 2010
Mr.BEAN went 2 Guines book’s office 2 check if he is still the biggest comedian on earth or not, but he came out angrily shouting, Who D hell is Altaf Bhai?;->
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Larkiyan tumhari dushman hain
Posted by Ashi
September 5, 2010
Baap : Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman Hain. . . . Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar k Bhag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba; Funny Hindi Sms
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PANJABI or PATHAN Ki Larai
Posted by Ashi
March 15, 2011
PANJABI or PATHAN Ki Larai Ho Rahi Thi PANJABI:KHAN Hum Tera Kapra Phar k Tumko Nanga Kar Dega PATHAN:KHOCHA Serious Larai Me ROMANTIC baat Mat Karo:)
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common between air and students?
Posted by Ashi
March 12, 2011
Wht’s so common between air and students? ? Both turn the pages of book without reading them.
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Facebook pe status update kar diya
Posted by Ashi
February 4, 2011
Height of Shock Maalkin: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi? Nokrani: Baji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k ”Going to gaaon for 3 days” apke husband ne comment b kia tha ”have a safe trip, come soon honey ”
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Kia BV say larai khatam?
Posted by Ashi
December 6, 2010
Dost:kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui 2nd dost:han Ghutne Taik K Mre Pas i Thi 1st:Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha 2nd:Yhi K BED K Niche Se Nikal Ao Kch Nhi Kahungi funny Hindi Sms
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Yaadgaar Date
Posted by Ashi
November 25, 2010
“YADGAAR DATE” Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Pr, Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Pr, Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kr, Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kr, Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kr, Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr, Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed [...]
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Mr bean went to Guines book’s office
Posted by Ashi
September 27, 2010
Mr.BEAN went 2 Guines book’s office 2 check if he is still the biggest comedian on earth or not, but he came out angrily shouting, Who D hell is Altaf Bhai?;->
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Larkiyan tumhari dushman hain
Posted by Ashi
September 5, 2010
Baap : Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman Hain. . . . Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar k Bhag jaiey Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba; Funny Hindi Sms
SALI MASTANA
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 165 Characters
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 162 Characters
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 115 Characters
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 193 Characters
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 127 Characters
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 109 Characters
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 166 Characters
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 237 Characters
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 208 Characters
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 114 Characters
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 162 Characters
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 113 Characters
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 112 Characters
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 157 Characters
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 186 Characters
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 133 Characters
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 180 Characters
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 123 Characters
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 135 Characters
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 126 Characters
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 124 Characters
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 199 Characters
Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 151 Characters
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 109 Characters
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 163 Characters
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 152 Characters
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 162 Characters
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 132 Characters
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 151 Characters
Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 180 Characters
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 175 Characters
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 177 Characters
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 104 Characters
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 118 Characters
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 178 Characters
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 87 Characters
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 138 Characters
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 131 Characters
Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 151 Characters
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 157 Characters
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 234 Characters
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 139 Characters
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 166 Characters
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters
Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters
What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 140 Characters
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 99 Characters
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 125 Characters
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 168 Characters
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 164 Characters
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 154 Characters
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 81 Characters
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 74 Characters
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 95 Characters
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 126 Characters
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 163 Characters
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 144 Characters
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 160 Characters
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 165 Characters
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 162 Characters
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 115 Characters
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 193 Characters
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 127 Characters
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 109 Characters
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 166 Characters
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 237 Characters
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 208 Characters
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 114 Characters
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 162 Characters
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 113 Characters
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 112 Characters
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 157 Characters
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 186 Characters
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 133 Characters
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 180 Characters
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 123 Characters
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 135 Characters
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 126 Characters
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 124 Characters
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 199 Characters
Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 151 Characters
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 109 Characters
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 163 Characters
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 152 Characters
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 162 Characters
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 132 Characters
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 151 Characters
Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 180 Characters
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 175 Characters
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 177 Characters
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 104 Characters
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 118 Characters
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 178 Characters
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 87 Characters
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 138 Characters
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 131 Characters
Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 151 Characters
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 157 Characters
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 234 Characters
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 139 Characters
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 166 Characters
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters
Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters
What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 140 Characters
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 99 Characters
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 125 Characters
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 168 Characters
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 164 Characters
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 154 Characters
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 81 Characters
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 74 Characters
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 95 Characters
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 126 Characters
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 163 Characters
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 144 Characters
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 160 Characters
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
SALI JIJA
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 178 Characters
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 167 Characters
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 194 Characters
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 211 Characters
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 121 Characters
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 172 Characters
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 152 Characters
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 166 Characters
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 157 Characters
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 198 Characters
I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 174 Characters
When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters
if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 170 Characters
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 147 Characters
No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters
C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 151 Characters
Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 166 Characters
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 163 Characters
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters
Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters
Message:some text missing*
Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 143 Characters
softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters
Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 128 Characters
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 115 Characters
Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 126 Characters
Q:Wat is luv?
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters
A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters
U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 139 Characters
I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters
Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters
Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters
Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters
Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters
In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 133 Characters
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters
U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 149 Characters
Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 140 Characters
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 119 Characters
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 161 Characters
when daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters
I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 109 Characters
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters
Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 169 Characters
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 143 Characters
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters
Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters
3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 246 Characters
To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 246 Characters
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 198 Characters
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 107 Characters
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters
"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 187 Characters
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 117 Characters
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 125 Characters
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 126 Characters
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 163 Characters
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 162 Characters
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 131 Characters
When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 193 Characters
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 154 Characters
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 130 Characters
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 112 Characters
A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 112 Characters
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 168 Characters
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 147 Characters
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 132 Characters
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 72 Characters
I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters
U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 138 Characters
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 155 Characters
Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 92 Characters
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters
If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 120 Characters
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters
When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 157 Characters
'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 196 Characters
When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 178 Characters
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 167 Characters
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 194 Characters
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 211 Characters
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 121 Characters
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 172 Characters
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 152 Characters
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 166 Characters
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 157 Characters
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 198 Characters
I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 174 Characters
When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters
if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 170 Characters
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 147 Characters
No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters
C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 151 Characters
Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 166 Characters
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 163 Characters
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters
Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters
Message:some text missing*
Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 143 Characters
softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters
Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 128 Characters
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 115 Characters
Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 126 Characters
Q:Wat is luv?
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters
A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters
U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 139 Characters
I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters
My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters
Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters
Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters
Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters
Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters
In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 133 Characters
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters
U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 149 Characters
Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 140 Characters
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 119 Characters
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 161 Characters
when daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters
I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 109 Characters
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters
Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 169 Characters
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 143 Characters
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters
Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters
3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 246 Characters
To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 246 Characters
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 198 Characters
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 107 Characters
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters
"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 187 Characters
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 117 Characters
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 125 Characters
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 126 Characters
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 163 Characters
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 162 Characters
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 131 Characters
When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 193 Characters
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 154 Characters
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 130 Characters
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 112 Characters
A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 112 Characters
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 168 Characters
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 147 Characters
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 132 Characters
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 72 Characters
I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters
U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 138 Characters
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 155 Characters
Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 92 Characters
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters
If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 120 Characters
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters
When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 157 Characters
'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 196 Characters
When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
JIJA SALI MASTI
Punjabi da master Preeto di copy dekhke kehnda: Apna mamma theek karo.
Preeto chutti ton baad apne yaar Sante nu puchdi hai: Mere Mamme theek nahi?
Santa: Sohne ne Bade Sohne ne!
Preeto: Aj Punjabi da master menu kehnda c, apna mamma theek karo.
Santa
Naughty SMS, Naughty Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 182 Characters
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
Cricket SMS, Cricket Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 150 Characters
If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 132 Characters
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 131 Characters
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 109 Characters
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 199 Characters
We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 188 Characters
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 161 Characters
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 148 Characters
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 134 Characters
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 139 Characters
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 137 Characters
I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you,
That you are my everything And my love is true.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 224 Characters
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 116 Characters
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 179 Characters
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 192 Characters
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 157 Characters
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.
Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 144 Characters
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 178 Characters
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 104 Characters
I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i
Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 255 Characters
Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...
Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 184 Characters
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters
Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...
Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters
1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters
no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 145 Characters
Touch ur heart
Close ur eyes
Make a wish
Say good nite
sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light
sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz
SWeet DreAms...
Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 171 Characters
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 167 Characters
Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**
Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 138 Characters
FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 177 Characters
Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...
Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 117 Characters
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...
Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 149 Characters
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 175 Characters
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 166 Characters
Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 65 Characters
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 107 Characters
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
Preeto chutti ton baad apne yaar Sante nu puchdi hai: Mere Mamme theek nahi?
Santa: Sohne ne Bade Sohne ne!
Preeto: Aj Punjabi da master menu kehnda c, apna mamma theek karo.
Santa
Naughty SMS, Naughty Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 182 Characters
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno
Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
Cricket SMS, Cricket Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 150 Characters
If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 132 Characters
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 131 Characters
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 109 Characters
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 199 Characters
We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 188 Characters
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 161 Characters
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 148 Characters
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 134 Characters
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 139 Characters
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 137 Characters
I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you,
That you are my everything And my love is true.
Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 224 Characters
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 116 Characters
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 179 Characters
Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 192 Characters
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 157 Characters
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.
Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters
A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 144 Characters
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 178 Characters
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 104 Characters
I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i
Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 255 Characters
Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...
Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 184 Characters
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters
Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...
Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters
1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters
no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 145 Characters
Touch ur heart
Close ur eyes
Make a wish
Say good nite
sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light
sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz
SWeet DreAms...
Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 171 Characters
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 167 Characters
Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**
Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 138 Characters
FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 177 Characters
Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...
Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 117 Characters
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...
Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 141 Characters
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 149 Characters
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 175 Characters
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 166 Characters
Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 65 Characters
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 107 Characters
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
JIJA HOLI
Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 130 Characters
Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 107 Characters
Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 128 Characters
_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!
Holi SMS, Holi English SMS, 167 Characters
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Holi Mubarak!
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 133 Characters
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 175 Characters
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 115 Characters
Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 134 Characters
HOLI MUBARAK
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 130 Characters
Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 107 Characters
Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 128 Characters
_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!
Holi SMS, Holi English SMS, 167 Characters
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Holi Mubarak!
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 133 Characters
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 175 Characters
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 115 Characters
Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.
Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 134 Characters
JIJA NAUGHTY
Punjabi da master Preeto di copy dekhke kehnda: Apna mamma theek karo.
Preeto chutti ton baad apne yaar Sante nu puchdi hai: Mere Mamme theek nahi?
Santa: Sohne ne Bade Sohne ne!
Preeto: Aj Punjabi da master menu kehnda c, apna mamma theek karo.
Santa
Naughty SMS, Naughty Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 116 Characters
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 172 Characters
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters
Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 197 Characters
( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 95 Characters
Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 127 Characters
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 164 Characters
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 167 Characters
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 137 Characters
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 156 Characters
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 160 Characters
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 158 Characters
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 103 Characters
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 147 Characters
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 163 Characters
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 133 Characters
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 163 Characters
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 80 Characters
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 179 Characters
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 98 Characters
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 200 Characters
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 123 Characters
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 136 Characters
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 130 Characters
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 159 Characters
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 171 Characters
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 93 Characters
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 138 Characters
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 145 Characters
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 184 Characters
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 105 Characters
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 125 Characters
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 137 Characters
.
(')
(')
/ /
/ /
(')
)/ /
"o (')
.' )/ /
o""o (')
( '.' )/ /
o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 152 Characters
(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(')'; OFTEN
// ';
(,)) '
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 151 Characters
------) ' (------
---- (_(_)------
----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
------) ' (------
----(_)_)-----
----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 154 Characters
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 84 Characters
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 132 Characters
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 165 Characters
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 162 Characters
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 112 Characters
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
Naughty SMS, Naughty Punjabi SMS, 156 Characters
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Preeto chutti ton baad apne yaar Sante nu puchdi hai: Mere Mamme theek nahi?
Santa: Sohne ne Bade Sohne ne!
Preeto: Aj Punjabi da master menu kehnda c, apna mamma theek karo.
Santa
Naughty SMS, Naughty Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 116 Characters
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 172 Characters
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters
Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 197 Characters
( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 95 Characters
Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 127 Characters
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 164 Characters
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 167 Characters
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 137 Characters
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 156 Characters
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 160 Characters
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 158 Characters
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 103 Characters
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 147 Characters
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 163 Characters
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 133 Characters
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 163 Characters
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 80 Characters
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 179 Characters
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 98 Characters
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 200 Characters
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 123 Characters
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 136 Characters
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 130 Characters
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 159 Characters
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 171 Characters
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 93 Characters
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 138 Characters
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 145 Characters
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 184 Characters
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 105 Characters
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 125 Characters
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 137 Characters
.
(')
(')
/ /
/ /
(')
)/ /
"o (')
.' )/ /
o""o (')
( '.' )/ /
o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 152 Characters
(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(')'; OFTEN
// ';
(,)) '
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 151 Characters
------) ' (------
---- (_(_)------
----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
------) ' (------
----(_)_)-----
----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 154 Characters
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 84 Characters
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 132 Characters
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 165 Characters
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 162 Characters
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 112 Characters
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
Naughty SMS, Naughty Punjabi SMS, 156 Characters
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
JIJA INSULT
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 179 Characters
no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 145 Characters
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 175 Characters
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 179 Characters
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 193 Characters
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 76 Characters
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 148 Characters
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 148 Characters
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 102 Characters
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 126 Characters
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 144 Characters
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 108 Characters
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 83 Characters
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 140 Characters
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 131 Characters
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 147 Characters
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 86 Characters
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 74 Characters
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 157 Characters
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 159 Characters
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 179 Characters
no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 145 Characters
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 175 Characters
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 179 Characters
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 144 Characters
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 193 Characters
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 76 Characters
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 148 Characters
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 148 Characters
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 102 Characters
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 126 Characters
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 146 Characters
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 144 Characters
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 108 Characters
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 83 Characters
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 140 Characters
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 131 Characters
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 147 Characters
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 86 Characters
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 74 Characters
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 157 Characters
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 159 Characters
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
JIJA SALI
U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 98 Characters
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 134 Characters
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 140 Characters
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 142 Characters
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 136 Characters
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 190 Characters
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 162 Characters
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 118 Characters
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 137 Characters
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 128 Characters
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 65 Characters
Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 180 Characters
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 169 Characters
ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 126 Characters
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 143 Characters
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 142 Characters
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 167 Characters
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 133 Characters
Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 181 Characters
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 188 Characters
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 135 Characters
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 131 Characters
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 241 Characters
I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 212 Characters
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 187 Characters
I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 156 Characters
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 125 Characters
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 150 Characters
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 148 Characters
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 124 Characters
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 74 Characters
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters
Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters
When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 173 Characters
Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 109 Characters
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 160 Characters
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 153 Characters
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 146 Characters
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 151 Characters
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 108 Characters
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 144 Characters
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 191 Characters
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 172 Characters
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 159 Characters
When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 134 Characters
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 98 Characters
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 134 Characters
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 140 Characters
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 142 Characters
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 136 Characters
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 190 Characters
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 160 Characters
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 162 Characters
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 118 Characters
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 137 Characters
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 128 Characters
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 65 Characters
Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 180 Characters
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 169 Characters
ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 126 Characters
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 143 Characters
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 142 Characters
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 167 Characters
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 133 Characters
Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 158 Characters
For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 181 Characters
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 188 Characters
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 135 Characters
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 131 Characters
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 241 Characters
I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 212 Characters
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 187 Characters
I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 156 Characters
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 125 Characters
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 150 Characters
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 148 Characters
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 124 Characters
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 74 Characters
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters
Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters
When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 173 Characters
Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 109 Characters
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 160 Characters
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 153 Characters
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 150 Characters
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 146 Characters
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 151 Characters
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 108 Characters
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 144 Characters
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 170 Characters
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 191 Characters
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 172 Characters
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 159 Characters
When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 134 Characters
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
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