COMEDY BAHAR

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
`
Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……
`
Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai
`
Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.
`
Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha…


Fri 4 Mar 2011
Some Funny SMS in Hindi
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Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.
`
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
`
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
`
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
`
Zindagi K Raaz…
Raaz Rehney DijiyeJo B Ho Aitraz…
Aitraz Rehney Dejiye
Per Jab B Ye Dil Chahey Aap Se Milna
Plz Ye Mat Khena K Aaj Rehney Dijiye
`
Kal Rat Meri Ankh se 1 Ansu nikal aya
Mai ne usse pucha Tu bahar Q aya?
To usne batya
Koi Teri Ankhon me itna he smaya K me chah kr b apni Jaga na bna paya…
`
Haqiqat jaan lo bichad jane se pahle,
Meri sunlo apni sunane se pahle,
Ye sochlena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hai ye aankhe muskurane se pahle
`
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
`
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.
Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!
`
Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai…


Fri 4 Mar 2011
Funny Hindi SMS for Friends
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Cute Indian Girls

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
`
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
`
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan…
`
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
`
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri..


Wed 2 Mar 2011
Naughty SMS in Hindi
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I saw a Dream last night
Only You and Me…
You know what happened ??

You were looking so Innocent..
Coz I was eating Maggi
And you were saying:

“Ek Chammach Khila De Naa… Plzzz”


Wed 2 Mar 2011
Husband and Wife Jokes in Hindi
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Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
Aur…

Wife: Aur Kya?

Aur…

Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?

Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par :(


Tue 1 Mar 2011
Exam Jokes SMS in Hindi
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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagane chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
maine to us kaminey master
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai…!!


Tue 1 Mar 2011
Happy Unmarried Life
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It is well known saying that “Jo Hase, Unke Ghar Base”
But the question is “Ghar Basne K Baad Kitne Hase ?”
So enjoy Happy Unmarried Life