COMEDY SMS

GIRLS,GIRLS,
V R PEARLS,

boys think that girls R lazy,
but actually they R the one,
who R LAZY & CRAZY!

they think they R the HEROES,
but actually they R the ZEROS!

GIRLS R always the FIRST,
& boys R the WORST!

boys have no MIND,
& were not at all KIND!

they always think about CARS,

I think they R from MARS!

they say GIRLS always CRY,
actually there own minds R DRY!

GIRLS always get better marks in a test,
because GIRLS R really the BEST
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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
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Height of
bravery!




Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:

"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...
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Yar sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
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I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate
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aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
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propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. "kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??dil daina haiti dai de..rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
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