SMS RAKSHABANDHAN

Hindi Raksha Bandhan SMS for Brother
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Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan” to My Dearest Brother.
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Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai,
Ek hazaron mein mere Bhaiya hai…
Luv U always.“Happy Raksha Bandhan.”
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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”
Load “Behna ne bhai ki” ringtone via your PC Raksha Bandhan

Sun 22 Aug 2010
Funny Raksha Bandhan SMS
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Hello Bhaiya,
How R U?
Rakhi Bhej Di He,Mil Jayegi.
Mera Cel Kharab He Isliye Me Inke Cell Se Sms Kar Rahi Hu.
Tumhari Pyari
Katrina.


Pehle kabhi sharabi na tha
aap ki ankone banadiya…
Pehle kabhi deewana na tha
aap ki husn ne banadiya…
Pehle u zindagi se kafa na tha
aap ki judai ne banadiya…

Mon 14 Sep 2009
Sharabi Shayari from Devdas Movie
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Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chhod Do
Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chhod Do
Devdas Ne Kaha Duniya Chhod Do
Appko Kisne Kaha Humse Baat Karna Naa Chhod Do…
Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe,
to dard nahi hotaTakleef to tab hoti hai,
Jab log wah-wah karte hain
Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum kabke jee chuke,
Ab to sirf dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Kya karen is duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari dhadkano pe bhi aitaraz karte hain.
Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki,
ki dil chura le gayehum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadkan suna gaye…
Download Shayari Mobile Ringtones
• Devdas Paro… Shayari from Devdas
• Shayari from Fanaa Movie
• Shayari from Ghajani Movie

Birds are chillaying, murgha is kukrukuing
Chaand is doobing, sun is nikling
Flowers are khushboo maring, peacock is naching
all are kahing to u Good Morning & u r still soying???






ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.






ye lo pakro
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kya kharra karon
ok
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ye lo g ab sub se zaida uoncha ho gya mera payara parcham






Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di
upr
nachy

hr pasy di

Loadshadding


Happy
LoadShadding







5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.






Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena........Kya?
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abe haath.






Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi....






ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor...


sey hilaooo or bolo...
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"" IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN""






Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.






Muj Se Shadi Kerogi.
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Film Dekhi Hai Tum Ne?


Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu






Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu






FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level






If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.






ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.






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billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti






Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.






I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS� chhune se nahi failta.






If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.




What is a kiss?

In view of

Geometry:

"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..

Economics:

"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....

PHYSICS:

"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..

Computer:

"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...






What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...






Give me 1 kiss to go to sleep.
Give me 2 kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses too,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of u as the last kiss I never forget it






Hm Nhy Kha Barsoon Se Piyasy Hn ;Faraz;
Oss Nhy Hontoon Pe Hont Rkh kr Hamie Khamosh Kr Dia,,,,






Give me 1 kiss to go to sleep.
Give me 2 kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses too,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of u as the last kiss I never forget it.






Aik Sardar Ghar Aaya To Sochne Laga Kay Aaj Kya Khaas Kaam Karna Tha.

Sochta Raha…

Sochta Raha…

Raat 2 Bajay Yaad Aaya “AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA”


Ek Sardar Indian Flag Lainay Shop Par Gaya,

Flag Daikh Kar Sardar Kuch Bola,

Jiss Say Dukaan Wala Kuch Pagal Ho Gaya.

Guess What?

Iss Main Aur Colour Dikhao.






I"m a kisser, i kiss people for money
I"m a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!






What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...






love is blind
be very kind
wen I KISS YOU
plz don"t mind



Teri tareef me kya likhu ab
kitabo me nhi samata hai
kehta hai dil rone ko
jab samne tu aata hai…
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Apke deedar ko nikal aaye hai taare
aapki khushboo se chha gayi hai bahare
apke saath dikhte hai kuch aise nazare
ki chhup chhup ke chand bhi bas aaphi ko nihare..
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Aap me kuchh baat hai
aap auron se kuchh khaas hai
aapki tareef me kya kahoon
apke aage chand ki khoobsurti bhi bekar hai…
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Dil ki nahi jaan ki jarurat ho tum
zami ki nahi aasmaan ki inayat ho tum
aur ab hum kya aapki tareef kare
husn ki nahi kayamat ki murat ho tum…
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apki hasi pe chhidakte hain hum jaan
aapki khushi pe toh hai sab kuch kurbaan
apke bin toh ye jahan lage veeran
kyuki aap toh hai jaise is dil ka gulistaan…

Sat 9 Jul 2011
Teddy Day SMS in Hindi

Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain,
Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain,
Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain,
Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain.
Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
140 Character Independence Day SMS
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Before 1947 August 15,
world never know the meaning of freedom,
its Indian who taught the world
the true meaning of freedom,
Be proud to be Indian,
Happy Independence Day…

Tue 5 Jul 2011
140 Character Patriotic SMS in Hindi

How often we fail to realize
our good fortune in living in a country
where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy…
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My God! How little do my countrymen know
what precious blessings they are in possession of,
and which no other people on earth enjoy!
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We must be free not because
we claim freedom,
but because we practice it.
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Without freedom,
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity..
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If our country is worth dying for
in time of war let us resolve that
it is truly worth living for in time of peace…
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It is the love of country
that has lighted and that keeps
glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
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I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna India
Happy Independence Day

Mon 4 Jul 2011
140 Character Motivational SMS in Hindi
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Jab Humne Unse Pucha
Sapna Kya Hota Hai
To Unhone Kaha
Band Aankho Mein Jo Apna Hota Hai
Khuli Aankhon Mein Wahi Sapna Hota Hai…..!!!! …

Thu 30 Jun 2011
140 Character Sharabi SMS in Hindi
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Hamein Adat Bohat Thi Peenay Ki
Usnay Apni Kasam Dey Kar Chura Di
Bethay Thay Mehfil Mein Yaron Ki
Yaaro Ney Us Ki Kasam De Kar Pila Di…
Yeh Dua Hai Tumhari Zindagi Sawar Jaye…

Yeh Dua Hai Tumhari Zindagi Sawar Jaye,
Har Nazar Mein Bas Pyaar Nazar Aaye,
Tumhe Jiski Talash Hai Mere Dost,
Khuda Kare Wo Khud Tumari Talash Mein Aaye…

kon si aisi cheez hai jo sokhi ho tu 2 killo aur agar geeli ho tu 1 killo aur agar jal jay tu 3 kilo,,,,,,, genius ho tu answer du...






1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
PICK THE 5 NUMBERS THAT MAKE 50 BY PLUS. ITS A BIG CHALLENGE FOR YOU.






1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?

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Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple






Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->


Ans is."ReflEctiOn"






Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
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CHeni






Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?


I am waiting for answer if u r genious....

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai






Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?

Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain

Its A Çhallenge

Pakpatan Shrif






" RiDdLe "

Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?

ItS VeRy EaZy


Koni






I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Riddle Answer

A snake.






Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It"s A Challenge...
Reply The Answer.

answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20

People often talk about Rajnikant, but they forget about the antics and dialogues of our great Mithun da ..
Here are some amazing dialogues from Mithun da’s films. Enjoy !!!!
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” Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jal nahi sakti…..
aur yeh tay hai ki teri maut ki taarikh tal nahi sakti ”
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“Apuun ka naam hai HEERA,
Apuun ne sab ko Cheera…” (wah wah…..)
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shetty: “kaun hai be tu?”
Mithun da says-
“Mai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.” (what a poetry!!!!!)
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” kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi……chandaal hoon
tum chaho toh mera program note karlo
…tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!
mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon
magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!! ”
(kya logic hai!!!!!!!! !,superb! )
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” Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam
Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda …. ” ( amazing )
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” Jitani tumane saanse li hongi, usase jyaada maine lashein girayi hai
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????? )
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Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte”
Mithun Da:-”Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi”
AND HE BREAKS IT BY THROWING STONES ON THE GLASS.
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And the best one…………….
Mithun da gets a bullet on his leg, Looks at the villain scornfully, calmly stands up and says-
“DUSHMANO KI LAASHON PAR BHANGRA KARNE WALA KABHI LANGDA NAHIN HO SAKTA”
” Koi Shaq..??

Tue 16 Mar 2010
A Beautiful Shayari From Fanaa Movie!
Posted by Rahul under Bollywood Jokes SMS
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Pani se Pyas na Buzi toh Mehkhane ki taraf nikla,
Socha k Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se,
lekin Khuda bhi tera Aashiq nikla….
Download The Shayari in Mp3 format Here

Tue 9 Mar 2010
Top 10 Indian Filmi Dialogues
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10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. ….
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
—-> And the number one statement is ….
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Sun 14 Feb 2010
ShahRukh Khan’s famous dialogues…

Baabu Ji ne kaha Paaro ko shod do,Paaro Ne kaha sharaab shod do,Aaj tumne keh diya Haweli shod do,ek din aayega jab wo kahegi …duniya hi shod do. Maa mera haweli ke kissi bhi hisse par koi kak nahi…par mein tumhara hissa hoon,jise tum kabhi khud se alag nahi kar sakti.
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Ik ladki thi anjani si, ik ladke pe wo marti thi…
Jab milti thi wo mujhse , mujhse poocha karti thi ke pyar kaise hota hae pyar kaise hota hae aur mein bas yahi kehta tha….
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Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,
hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai.
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Kehte hain ki …… Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.
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Aaj aap sabh ne mujhe meri chaahat se milaeya, thank you, thank you very much. Main aap sab ka shukar guzaar hoon.
Ki aapne mere kwabon ko yakeen mein badal diya, itna ki I feel like the King of thee World.
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Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai.
Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai.
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Senorita…
Bade bade desho mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai.

Wed 3 Feb 2010
Most Romantic Dialogues of Bollywood Hindi Movies
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Guide
Aaj Main Kitni Aazadi Mehsoos Kar Raha Hoon!
Jism Jaise Maange Karna Bhool Gaya;
Man Tadapna – Tadpaana Bhool Gaya;
Jeevan Aaj Jaise Mutthi Me Hai !
Maut Jaise Ek Khel Hai!
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Lagta Hai Aaj Har Iccha Puri Ho Gayi….
Par Ab Maza Dekho, Aaj Koi Iccha Hi Nahi Rahi !
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Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi…..
Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai !
Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!
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Aag Mein Phek Do, Main Jalunga Nahi!
Talwaar Se Vaar Karo, Main Katunga Nahi!
Tum Ahankaar Ho, Tumko Marna Hoga;
Main Aatma Hoon, Amar Hoon!
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Maut Ye Khayaal Hai Jaise Jindagi ye Khayaal Hai !
Na Sukh hai, Na Dukh Hai
Na Deen Hai, Na Duniya
Na Insaan , Na Bhagvaan
Sirf Main Hoon, Main Hoon, Main Hoon,
Main Hoon…Main ..Sirf Main !!
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Anand

“Babu moshai, hum aane waale dukh ko kheench taan kar is pal main lee aate hain. Aisa kyon?”
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‘Anand mara nahi. Anand marte nahi’
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“Chela jaate jate guru ko sikhaa gayaa”
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“Babu moshai zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hain na main. Hum sab to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jiski dor us upar wale ke haathon main hai kab, kaun kahan uthega ye koi nahin janta “
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Sat 16 Jan 2010
Management Lessons from 3 Idiots Movie
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1. Never Try To Be Successful
Success is the bye-product. Excellence always creates success. So, never run after the success, let it happen automatically in the life.
2. Freedom To Life
Don’t die before actual death. Live every moment to the fullest as you are going to
die today night. Life is gifted to humankind to live, live & live @ happiness.
3. Passion Leads To Excellence
When your hobby becomes your profession and passion becomes your profession. You will be able to lead up to excellence in the life. Satisfaction, pleasure, joy and love will be the outcome of following passion. Following your passion for years, you will surely become something one day.
4. Learning Is Very Simple
Teachers do fail. Learners never fail. Learning is never complicated or difficult. Learning is always possible whatever rule you apply.
5. Pressure At Head
Current education system is developing pressures on students’ head. University intelligence is useful and making some impact in the life but it cannot be at the cost of the life.
6. Life Is Emotion Management Not Intelligence Optimization
Memory and regular study have definite value and it always helps you in leading a life. You are able to survive even if you can make some mark in the path of the life. With artificial intelligence, you can survive and win but you cannot prove yourself genius. Therefore, in this process genius dies in you.
7. Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention
Necessity creates pressure and forces you to invent something or to make it happen or to use your potentiality. Amir Khan in this film, 3 idiots, is able to prove in the film by using aqua guard pump at the last moment.
8. Simplicity is Life
Life is need base never want base. Desires have no ends. Simplicity is way of life and Indian culture highly stresses on simple living and high thinking, and this is the way of life: ‘Legs down to earth and eyes looking beyond the sky’
9. Industrial Leadership
Dean of the institute in 3 idiots is showing very typical leadership. He has his own principles, values and ideology, and he leads the whole institute accordingly. This is an example of current institutional leadership. In the present scenario, most of the institutes are fixed in a block or Squarish thinking.
10. Importance Of One Word In Communication
If communication dies, everything dies. Each word has impact and value in communication. One word if used wrongly or emphasized wrongly or paused at a wrong place in communication what effect it creates and how is it affected is demonstrated very well in this movie.
11. Mediocrity Is Penalized
Middle class family or average talent or average institute is going to suffer and has to pay maximum price in the life if they do not upgrade their living standards. To be born poor or as an average person is not a crime but to die as an average person with middle class talent is miserable and if you are unable to optimize your potentiality and die with unused potentiality then that is your shameful truth. One should not die as a mediocre. He/she has to bring out genius inside him/her and has to use his/her potentiality to the optimum level.

Sun 25 Oct 2009
Real names in Bollywood
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Aamir Khan – Aamir Hussain Khan
Ajay Devgan – Vishal Devgan
Ajit – Hamid Ali Khan
Akshay Kumar – Rajiv Bhatia
Amitabh Bachchan – Amit Srivastav
Ashok Kumar – Kumud Ganguly
Bobby Deol – Vijay Singh Deol
Dev Anand – Devdutt Pishorimal Anand
Dharmendra – Dharam Singh Deol
Dilip Kumar – Yusuf Khan
Govinda – Govinda Arun Ahuja
Jeetendra – Ravi Kapoor
John Abraham – Farhan Abraham
Johnny Lever – Badruddin Qazi
Kamal Haasan- Alwarpettai Aandavar
Kumar Gaurav – Manoj Tulli
Lucky Ali – Maqsood Mehmood Ali
Madhubala – Mumtaz Jehan Begum Dehlavi
Mahima Chaudhry – Ritu Chaudhry
Mallika Sherawat – Reema Lamba
Manoj Kumar – Hare Krishna Goswami
Nana Patekar – Vishwanath Patekar
Raj Kumar – Kulbushan Pandit
Rajesh Khanna – Jatin Khanna
Rajnikant – Sivaji Rao Gaekwad
Rekha – Bhanurekha Ganesan
Salman Khan- Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan
Sanjeev Kumar – Haribhai Jarivala
Shammi Kapoor – Shamsher Raj Kapoor
Shashi Kapoor – Balbirraj Kapoor
Sunil Dutt – Balraj Dutt
Sunny Deol – Ajay Singh Deol
Tuntun : Uma Devi Khatri



Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion me kahin

taajjub hai maut par uski koi roya tak nahin,

sahil se to chale the sath me hamsafar banker

sagar ne duboyahum hiko unhe to bhigoya tak nahin,

ankhon me zinda khuwab thay ya khuwab me zinda ankhen,

tutne k bad hi jana ki unhone to sanjoya tak nahin,

nadani me jinki khatir sab lutane nikle the hum

dekho humare na rehne per bhi unka kuch khoya tak nahin.







apnay ihsas say chou ker mujay sandal ker do.mai k saadiyon say adohra hon mujay makummal ker do.na tumay hosh rahay aor na mujay hosh rahay.is kadar toot k chaho mujay pagal ker do.






Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
Har khushi routh jayegi
Jab akele tum baithogi
Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi
Sheeshe ke gharon main dekho to
Putther dil wale buste hain
Jo pyar ko khail samajhte hain
Aur tor ke dil ko haste hain
Kash khushiyon ki koi dukan hoti, hume v usko pehchan hoti, bhar dete aapk daman khushiyon se, kimat uski chahe meri jaan hoti




kiun na phir se oose milne ka iraada ker loon,
zakham ye sadiyoun puranay taza ker loon,

phir se keh doun oose k tum meri aqeedat ho,
phir se guzree mohabatoun ka eyaada ker loon,

sonp doon ab ye apni shoukh tabeat oos ko,
sochta hoon k khood ko iss qadar sa"ada ker loon,

ya ose pa k bhula doon may Dard-o_gham apne,
ya oos k hijar may gham or b zayada kr loon,

wo hay k her ik qasam hans k torr jaata hay Shafik,
phir kiss trha oos se naya koi waada ker loon




Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."




We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost every dream of mankind.




A man"s dreams are an index to his greatness."




Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."




Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."




Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet.


Ek Toote Huwe Dil Ki Aawaaj Mujhe Kahiye
Sur Jismein Hai Sab Ghum Ke Woh Saaz Mujhe Kahiye
Main Kon Hoon Aur Kyaa Hoon Kiske Liye zindaa Hoon
Main Khud Bhi Nahi Samajhi Woh Raaz Mujhe Kahiye.

Sun 3 Jul 2011
Some Words of Wisdom SMS in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Bewafa Shayari SMS
[2] Comments

Seh Liya Har Dard Humne Haste Haste
Ujd Gaya Ghar Mera Yaaro Baste Baste
Ab Wafa Kare To Kis Se Kare Yaaro
Wafa Karne Gaye To Bewafa Hi Mile Raste Raste…

Thu 30 Jun 2011
Bewafai SMS in Hindi 140 Character

Khuda Ne Kaash Mohabbat Banaayi Na Hoti
Toh Aaj Iss Tarah Hamare Pyar Ki Rusvaayi Na Hoti
Kaash Unke Dil Mein Zara Si Wafa Hoti
Toh Iss Tarah Mere Saath Bewafaayi Na Hoti…

Woh Bewafa Hamara Imtihaan Kya Legi…

Woh Bewafa Hamara Imtihaan Kya Legi,
Milengi Nazron Se Nazar Toh Nazar Jhuka Legi,
Use Meri Kapar P Diya Jalane Ko Math Kehna,
Woh Nadaan Hain Doston Apna Haath Jala Legi…!! …

Haan Hum Bewfa Sahi…

Haan Hum Bewfa Sahi, Par Itna Mujhe Batao.
Bewafa Jo Nahi Hai Aisa koi Saksh Dikhao.
Haan Main Janta Hoon Aapne kisi se Bahut wafa ki Hai
Par yun kya aapne Khud se koi Wafa ki Hai….

Sun 20 Mar 2011
Bewafa Shayari SMS in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Bewafa Shayari SMS
[24] Comments

Mujko Rula Kar Dil Uska Bi Roya To Hoga,
Uski Ankho Par Bi Aansu Aaya To Hoga,
Agar Na Kiya Kuch Haasil Hamne Pyar me,
Kuch na Kuch Usne Bi Khoya To Hoga….
`
Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
`
Ab To Ye Chandni Bhi Hamein Jalati Hai
Bhari Mehfile Bhi Thanhayi Sathati Hai
Jab Se Tum Door Gaye Ho Humse
Humari Aankhein Har Pal Dab-Dabati Hai..
`
Tujhe kya pata kya guzaratee hai mujh per,
Tu to mujhe dariya mein chod ke kinare se dekhtee hain;
Sahil bhi tera gulam hai aur lehrein bhi,
Dono bhi muzje bachaney se pehle tujh-se poochtee hain..
`
Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
Besharam tum ho to sharmile hum bhi nahi.
Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho ke shadishuda ho…
Tho kya hua Darling…Kunware hum bhi nahin!

Tue 1 Mar 2011
Bewafa Shayari SMS in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Bewafa Shayari SMS
[2] Comments

Zindagi mai ek sapna dekha,
Jise ham haqiqat samajh baithe,
Maine jise pyar kiya wo majak samajh baithe…
`
Ye dekha hai humne khud ko aajmakar,
Dhoka dete hai log karib aa kar,
Kehti hai duniya par dil nahi manta,
Ke chod jaoge tum bhi ik din aapna banakar…………
`
Kaash khuda ne yeh dil kaanch ka banaya hota,
Dil Todne wale ke haathon mai kamm se kamm zakhm to aaya hota
`
Tum ho mere ye keh kar apne dil ko samjhaya maine
Socha ji lunga tumhari tasveer dekh kar
Par us tasveer me bhi tumhe apna nhi paaya humne.
`
“..Aisa nahi ki humko koi bhi khushi nahi..
Lekin ye Jindagi bhi koi Jindagi nahi…
Palko se khawab kyu gire..kyu choor ho gaye…
Kyu Jindagi ki rah mai hum dur ho gaye….”
`
Vo aati toa hai par tann se nahi
Baaten karti toa hai par mann se nahi
Kon kehta hai “sahil” vo pyar nahi karti
Vo pyar karti to hai par hum se nahi
`
Din me yaad usko ek baar nahi 100 baar karte thy.
ye jante hue ki uski yaad hi aayegi phir bhi intezar karte the.
par jab us bekadar garoori se hi chot khai hamne tab hosh aya ki.
hum to kisi pathar se pyar karte the…………….
`
Chand ne ki hogi suraj se mohhabat
isliye to chand main dag hai
mumkin hai chand se hui hogi bewafai
isliye to suraj main aag hai…

i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -

distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex

appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom






im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case

against me "possession of good looks".i"m doomed! i need

someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!






I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine

sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin

me 4 taking the piss


Envy endangers Spite.
Spite spawns Fallacies.
Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho
jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya…

Insult SMS in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Indecent Hindi SMS
[15] Comments

Maths Teacher:-Jab main tumhary jitna
tha mere maths me100 marks atey thy!
Student: Han Bhai atey Honge koi acha Teacher parhata hoga.
`
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
`
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
`
Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai
`
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun…

Thu 30 Sep 2010
Insult SMS in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Indecent Hindi SMS
[7] Comments
Aapki Yaadme Maine Kalam Uthayi,
Liya Kagaz Aur Tasvir Aapki Banayi,
Socha Tha Dilse Lagake Rakhun Par
Wo To Bachon Koi Darane Ke Kaam Aayi…

Wed 19 May 2010
Hindi Reply Me SMS

Suna he Ap bohot Intelligent hain?
To is Sawal ka Jawab den
Sawal:
Kisi aesi Larki ka Naam batain jis me
A, E, I, O, U
na ata ho.
YOUR CHALANGE .DOST. Jaldi say batawo..
`
Ek Parinde Ko Ek Machli Se Pyar Hogaya
Machli Paani Nh Chor Sakti,
or Parinda Paani Me Nh Ja Sakta.
Wo Kaise Milenge?
Agar Pyar Kia H To BataO.?plz mus reply
`
Dunya Main Kya Ziyada Mushkil Hai?
Kisi Ka Ho Jana?
Ya
Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena?
What Do You Say? Reply With Solid Reason.
`

Thu 16 Apr 2009
Insult SMS
Posted by Rahul under Hindi SMS Jokes , Indecent Hindi SMS
[4] Comments
ANKHE KHULI REHTI THI JINKI PALKE CHUMNE KO,
LAB PYASE REHTE THE JINKE HONT CHUMNE KO ,
WO AAJ HBI JATI HAI KAYAMAAT BAAN KAR,
BUS FARK ITNA HAI HAMARE NAHI KISI AUR KE SAAT GHUM NE KO.
From: SANJAY (JAMS143S@YAHOO.COM)
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???
Beautiful Hindi Ghazal for you all
Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Gally ka Haar ho jao
Akhela Chor dena , tum jahaan Be-zaar ho jao
Bhot Jaldi Samajh mein aany lagty ho Zamane ki
Bhot Aasaan ho, thory Bhot dushwaar ho jao
Mulaqakto mein wafa ls liye hona zaroori hai
Ke tum ik Din Judaaee ke liye Tayaar ho jao
Main Kesi Chal chalati Dhoop ke Sehra Se ayi hoon
Bas ab Esa karo , Tum Saya-e-Dewaar ho jao
Tumhary paas deny ky liye jhoti Tasali ho
Na Aay Esa Din , Tum isqadar Nadaar ho jao
Tumhy Maloom ho jaye ga Kese Ranj Sehty hai
Meri itni Duaa hai Kaash tum Fankaar ho jao
Aryan Atif
"Naiki kar k aisay bhool jao, jesay k gunnah kartay waqt ALLAH ko bhool jato ho"
HAZRAT ALI(R.A)






Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai



Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......

wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun




Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???



Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
.
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.
.
.
.
National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))






aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.






Read its very fast.
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
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CONGRATULATION! now you make a sweet puppi.


Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere sath laya...
phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
ke lagta hay ki...
aaj bhi tu..
nahi ""NAHAYA""




You are ABCDEFGHIJKL

A-adorable
B-brilliant
C-cute
D-dashing
E-exciting
F-fantastic
G-gr8
H-humorous
I-intelligent
J-Joke K-kaisa L-laga




Hi smarty,,,


karan johar producing a new film and is looking for new talent
I"ve suggested ur name..
FILM NAME--
?
?
?
SHAKAL HO NAA HO!!:D






There is a good news for u.U r going to usa soon. Some scientist will take you there. Because they want to test that how can you live without your brain.






Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere...
Aajib Tera Style Hai...
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai




Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

Sun 12 Jun 2011
Latest Hindi SMS Jokes
Posted by Rahul under Hindi SMS Jokes
[7] Comments

Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…
`
Best Sms Of 1947
?

Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai…
`
Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr
& Marriage In Age Of 21yr?
Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K
Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai
Lekin Biwi Nahi…
`
Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…
`
Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …